NOT Me Monday

I did NOT recently wear my shirt backwards. All day. At work. Without noticing.

I did NOT proceed to wear another shirt backwards the very next day. All day. Without noticing.

A couple of weeks ago, I did NOT fall while on the treadmill. I did NOT hit my knees and get dragged. I was NOT moving along to some Justin Beiber when this happened. My knees do NOT look like a ten year old boy's who has been climbing trees.

I did NOT ask a man with a baby with a pink and purple paci how old she was to have him say, "It's a he!" and storm off!

The other day, a large area of the mall smelled like sewage. James asked the saleslady what that smell was and she said, "What smell?" I did NOT tell her, "You're probably used to it," which prompted James to crack up laughing and tell me how mean I am. Now y'all know I didn't mean it like that!