This week I definitely did NOT let my 13 month old daughter try my Diet Coke because she wouldn't stop whining for it, then proceed to laugh when she spit it out!
I did NOT see a girl at the grocery store whose blog I read (she is a complete stranger). Then I did NOT stare at her, whispering to my husband, "I read her blog." That would just be creepy. And I am NOT a blog stalker!
I did NOT spill a bunch of juice on the floor and leave it because I knew the dog would lick it up!
I did NOT slide 3 feet while walking in some mud. I did NOT get my feet covered in mud up to my ankles, and I did NOT almost fall on my butt in my white shorts!
I did NOT bring up the topic of bowel movements after childbirth at dinner with our "friend family," Brandon (my brother), his wife and one of my best friends Megan, and some of our best friends Randy and Lindsay. And I did NOT describe my experience in detail. That would just be wrong!
And last but not least, I did not crack up in laughter when James and I looked at a house that was for sale by owner when the man (who is from a different country) said, "My son has two kids and a "turd" on the way!"
And because a post is always better with a picture, I leave you with this to brighten your Monday!
holy mackerel Heather! You had me cracking up with this one! Loving your blog and loving seeing pics of little Peyton... she is of course adorable!!! ~Elise
ReplyDeleteOh yay, another blog to stalk! Just heard (from Cindy, I think) that you started a blog. I laughed at this post for two reasons. 1) that you saw a girl who's blog you stalk at the store (I stalk lots of random people! And I have to confess I was/am wildly curious who it is!). And 2) I totally have had the whole "going after birth" talk with lots of women, including just recently when talking about being able to relate to my daughter having fear to poo in the potty! hahaha. And, I just shared that on your blog. Wow. :) Looking forward to blog stalking ya'll! :)
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