I did NOT work on an important document at work this week and completely lose it when my computer froze up! And I did NOT then cry about it! That would be so embarassing!
I did NOT trip over my daughter's bath tub the other day and have my husband catch me! And no, she does NOT still use a baby bath tub because ours is too slippery!
I did NOT get lost in my office building the other day. After working there for over two years, I did NOT have to go check the number on the elevator to see what floor I was on!
I did NOT use the men's bathroom in Food Lion because I really needed to go and they were cleaning the women's room!
I do NOT find thorough enjoyment in putting sunglasses on my daughter's face. And she does NOT also love it! And I did NOT just totally write that just so I could include this picture!